I have made a monumental historical discovery.
It’s not often I uncover something so enormously colossal, particularly in the academical world such as this. In fact, my last important discovery was the time I (almost) proved that time travel is possible thanks to archives and cucumbers. You can read about that significant breakthrough here and decide for yourselves how important my contribution to science really is.
Another discovery I’ve made recently was when I realised that the word “algorithm” was not actually spelled or pronounced “alogarithm” [a-logga-rhythm] as I had spent the last forever doing. I’m pretty sure this erroneous pronunciation has made me look fairly silly at various points in my life, so at least that has now been resloved.
As for now though, I really should take a few breaths before I divulge my current discovery, so here’s some background detail before the glorious main event.